- Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California and Arizona.
- White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
- Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
- Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
- Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
- Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
- France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
- Castro dead at age 112.
- Last church in US converted into a Mosque.
- President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
- 14 people missing in attempt send themselves over the Internet.
- George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
- Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
- 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
- Apple Computer files Chapter 11 for the third time.
- Former President Obama heads Republican Party.
- Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs - a new low.
- Cuba and Venezuela petitioning for US statehood, following Puerto Rico and Bahamas.
- North America Muslim prayer times deduced to only three - 10 AM, 2 PM, and 4 PM.
- Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
- Japanese scientists have created a legal camera that can see through a clothing.
- High school abortion clinics face another tight budget.
- Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter.
- Maverick gas stations expected to be open on Mondays, rebelling against the standard Tuesday and Friday openings.
- Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
- Internet usage fees to double next month.
- House Speaker Pelosi enters her 17th term.
- Supreme Court upholds lower court ruling that punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
- Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches with only 7 illegitimate children.
- New federal law would require all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
- IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
- Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what, NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or become very very scared.
We Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Us!
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